Williamism #3

About 6 weeks ago Dave was home with WD one evening. Raspberry really wanted out.

Dave: WD - do you want to help me let the dogs outside?

WD: No.

So Dave walks downstairs and let the dogs out. WD erupts into tears, running to the gate at the top of the stairs.

WD: NO! Bad Daddy. You ought to know better [than to let the dogs out without him].

Williamism #2

Playing in the tub last night with WD's bath letters and numbers that stick to the side of the tub.

ME: What's this letter?
WD: B!
ME: No - it's a D.

ME: What's this letter?
WD: Cat!
ME: No - it's an O.

ME: What's this letter? (it's a G)
WD: (pointing at the O) Actually Mama, it's a zero.

Can't argue with that (they're one in the same in this set).

Williamisms

Today we were putting on socks. I asked WD which sock we were putting on - the Right or the Left. He said with enthusiasm - "THE LEFT!"
I said, "No - Guess again."
Silence...
I said "If it's not your Left foot, which foot is this?"

Being the thinker that he is, WD replied "It's the other foot."